it takes all kinds

Add "riding the bus" to the list of things that toddlers think are awesome and adults think are vile. Also on that list:

- drinking warm bath water
- Barney
- crackers dipped in apple juice
- bees
- skipping naps
- garbage trucks 
- chewing on leather
- eating brown, soft, rotten apples from off the ground in a public park
- drowned insects
- chewing on a hot dog and then deciding not to swallow it, so instead spitting out a chewed-up, juiced-out tube of reddish-gray meat that looks like forensic evidence. 


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