let's play a game

It's called, "STOP STOP STOP That is Not a Toy."

Ready?

"Touch it? Hot? Yeah!"
Sweet Lord STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy!
"Push buttons? Game?"
(intercom beeps loudly in every room of the house when he pushes a button)
STOP STOP STOP. That is not a toy.
"Dump it?"
STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy!
"Drink it?"
God, yes. I'd love one. Thanks.
"Take-a bath?"
STOP STOP STOP That is not a--
"Like a drink?"
STOP! STOP STOP STOP!
"Push buttons? Watcha movie?"
STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy!
But I need you to show me what button you just pushed because "My Cousin Vinny" is speaking Mandarin now.
"Take pitcha! Take a pitcha Baby Buster?"
STOP STOP... well... okay.
Well played, Chicken.
"One... two... three. THROW!"
STOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!!!
"Hello! Bye bye! Wanta call Nana!"
(I hear the phone dial only three numbers.)
STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy!
Please be 411... please be 411...
"Taste it?"
Go ahead. Taste it.
"Shake it?"
Um, I don't think--
"Shake it face?"
STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy!
"GET! IN! GET! IN! GET! IN! GET! IN!"
(runs balls-out toward pool)
STOP STOP STOP!
Please stop!
Don't jump in the pool!
Please!
STOP!
(Thank you, though, for giving me something to think about at 2:30 am.)

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