new year's resolutions: chicken edition

Chicken: Happy New Year!

Me: What's your new year's resolution, Chicken?

Chicken: I don't know.

Me: What do you want to do this year?

Chicken: (begins to stack the elements of his lunch in the middle of his plate. Apple goes on sandwich. Snap peas go on apple.)

Me: Do you want to... learn how to swim?

Chicken: (takes apart lunch tower. Begins again.)

Me: How about learn to read? Do you want to learn to read this year?

Chicken: (whispers "wooooow" to his new lunch tower - snap peas, then sandwich, then apple.)

Me: OK, how about this year you hug and kiss Mommy and Daddy every single day?

Chicken: Mmmm... the swimmin one.


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