what happened to mommy

Climbing the charts in toddler hip hop this week, an impromptu freestyle sesh recorded while Chicken was supposed to be having quiet time. I call it... "What Happened To Mommy."

I need my sweater
I need my sweater
I need my cheddar
It's down
It's down
my cheddar is down
oh well
oh no
uh no
wooooooooh woh woh



(long silence)


UUUUUUUUNNNGH!
WWWWWWWAAAAAAH!
I'm awake
I'm still awake
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I'm so sad
I'm sad
so sad
AAAAAAAH HA HA HA




(long keening moan like a monk)




Open
open
open the door
open the
the
the
the
DRAWER Mommy
I need my sweater
Mommy
I'm awake




(indecipherable whimpers)





Hey
what happened
what
happened to you
Mommy
you gotta zit
that zit gotta go
gotta go NOW
what happened
to
me
no
what happened to
YOU



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