brown bear is a fucking bear sometimes

Overheard at the lunch table:

Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?
I see a dead bird looking at me.
(slurp)
Mmmmmm... delicious.

Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?
I see a duck.
(slurp)
Mmmmmm... delicious.

Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?
I see a...
a...
a...
another dead bird!
(slurp)
Mmmmmm... hey green frog! Want some dead bird?
(slurp)
Mmmmmm... delicious.

Hey purple cat... no, no, no, I just wanna talk for a second...


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