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MAYDAY MAYDAY

This is Mother Goose
It's 9:30 in the morning
I have two
repeat
TWO
babies with head colds

We have heavy
Say again
HEAVY 
GREEN 
SNOT 
FLOW

Heavy
hostile
resistance
to Kleenex

Eeerrruuuummm Mother Goose
can you utilize the snot sucker

THAT IS A NEGATIVE
Negative on the snot sucker
Are you even listening to me
They're bucking Kleenex
like a couple of coked-up spider monkeys with snot-sucker phobias
So no
that's a strong
super strong 
negative on the snot sucker

Backup requested immediately

It is 9:30 in the morning
We have exhausted all of our resources

YES we did trains
YES we did trains through a tunnel
YES we did animals riding trains
YES we did animals fighting with trains
YES we did animals making up with trains
YES we did "Not Without My Octopus: A Lifetime Original Movie: The Tragedy of Choo Choo at the Zoo."



YES
WE HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
YES
and just to confirm
it is 9:30 in the morning

Request permission...
request permission...
Oh God
the screaming
Come in
Are you there
Come in

The babies
They're
so strong
so whiny
they're rolling around on the floor
HOLY SHIT
STAND BY STAND BY STAND BY

static
static
static
static 
static

Mother Goose
Come in Mother Goose
(I'm not getting anything)
(Oh God)

static
static
static
static
static

OK
I'm back
the big one just pushed the little one
for touching his trains
he...
he hit his head
I thought something was broken
but 
he's fine
he's good
he's chewing on a spoon
Where was I

Request permission
to initiate Daniel Tiger protocol
for the rest of the day

Errrrrrruuummmmmm
That's a green light on Daniel Tiger, Mother Goose
Happy Hunting



Affirmative
Daniel Tiger protocol initiated
Mother Goose over and out

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