and the oscar goes to

Chicken took my phone at Gymboree, ostensibly to "take a picture of you!"

He told me to be sad and cry.

I totally forgot about this impromptu photo sesh until later that night. 

This. Is what he took. 

Untouched. Unedited. The slow-mo business? All him. I don't even know how to do that on my phone.

I have but one request. Please play this at my funeral.


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