case of the mondays? i'll take two

When I worked in an office, a case of the Mondays was:

Ugh, the new receptionist laughs like a baboon.

It's hot in here.

DAMMIT TED STOP BRINGING MCMUFFINS FOR BREAKFAST IT MAKES THE OFFICE SMELL LIKE SAUSAGE AND LONELINESS.

Oh wow... look at that... the sun came out...
Who are those people walking around outside in the sunshine on Monday at 11 am?
Can they ALL be bartenders?
They look so free...
Man was not meant to be caged under fluorescent lights.

I just got an email from my boss with the subject line "The Importance of Punctuality." Grand.
(sigh)


Now that I work at home, a case of the Mondays is:

There are two gas burners going at medium-high while I cook lunch.

Chicken wants to help while wearing an equal parts adorable and highly flammable Nemo outfit produced at a Chinese petroleum/Halloween costume factory.

nononononononono NO not the open flames... uuuhh... here kid, scoop some peas.
Buster wants to stand up while holding onto both of my legs and I've already accidentally kicked him twice today.

I just stepped on a banana... oh, no, sorry, that's a piece of buttered toast that... yep, was first eaten and then vomited onto the floor again.

Also I have had to poop for the last hour and a half.

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