chicken's encyclopedia of dinosaurs

Chicken and I are in the middle of Dinosaur Week. 

Tonight, our bedtime book was an illustrated dinosaur encyclopedia. 

It's pretty awesome. 

Not as awesome as Chicken's comments on the illustrations. Nothing is that awesome.

he looks like he forgot somethin
like
his snack
so
probly
he should stop
at starbucks
for a coffee
and sumpin
sumpin
sweet

he's got some owies
but
but
I don't know
if band-aids will work

oh no
his food
was too spicy

he's swimmin
but
he's not havin any fun
because
the black fish are eatin him

meat's harder
because
meat
tries to get away

they look like they're throwin dirt
their mommy is gonna say
no thank you
dirt is not for throwin
but
they like it
so
...

he's so mad
yeah
he's mad
because that bug
is fartin

where's his mommy
where's his mommy and daddy
or
actually
i think he just wants to be alone
because he's
he's thinkin
about his fingers
and
also
trees

she
didn't
take a nap
today

there's the mommy
and she's sayin
it's lunch time
and the
the other guys
are sayin
no
it's runnin time
and the mommy says
ONE
TWO
and then
everybody eats lunch
but
there's only one lizard
so
some guys are hungry
so mommy
gets some crackers
for those guys


4 comments:

  1. "Meat's harder because meat tries to get away". Pure gold, this.

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    1. So true... it made me wonder if all my bombastic uncles have been whispering that old joke to him - "you know that "vegetarian" is the ancient Indian word for bad hunter."

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    1. LOL! The hilarious caption part or the dinosaur encyclopedia part? Not that it matters. We're basically sister wives either way.

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