i am a wizard today

Went to Target
BOUGHT ONE THING



Bird dropped a shit that looks like someone threw a full tub of moldy ricotta at the car
NOT MY CAR


Went to the park
DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT HEAT STROKE OR SUNBURN OR DEHYDRATION
AND ACTUALLY PUT A VEST ON BUSTER WHICH WAS SUPER CUTE


Chicken found a really big stick to swing around
LUCKILY THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS WEARING SUNGLASSES


Chicken ran away
HE'LL COME BACK
WHEN HE GETS HUNGRY
HE KNOWS WHERE HOME IS

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