an ode to the four-year-old and her mama at whole foods interbay this morning

shorty wants that apple juice box
with all the sugar
(with the sugarrr)
got the whole store lookin at herrr

she hits the flo'
next thing ya know
shorty screams no no no no no no no no

them saggy diaper pants
and the binky on the strap
(on the strap)
she turn around and gave her mama's face a slap
(HEY)

she hits the flo'
next thing ya know
mama says no no no no no
oh hell no

hey mama
it's that shit that make me cray mama


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