gross pictures of buster eating

Sometimes you just need to see some gross pictures of Buster eating. Right? Don't you?

Chapter 1: Oatmeal

my favorite part of oatmeal
is the film it leaves
on everything it touches
just like
a gray film

like check out his fingers
the film
it's already starting

ps
did you know
oatmeal is best eaten
from within your finger cracks

my other favorite part of oatmeal
tied for first, really
is the ticking clock on cleanup
it's not like
oh
say
crackers
that you can come back to
an hour later
or even
you know
tomorrow
no
oatmeal begins to destroy your life
the moment you add water

if you do not attack
and i mean
with murderous intent
as soon as that oatmeal hits the table
if you wait
5
minutes
you will have to come back
with rented power tools
or possibly
just a new table


Chapter 2: Soup

soups
can be
tricky

in this house
we pre-chew our cheese
and then allow it to breathe
on the table
in a pool of chicken broth
for oh
what would you say
8,
8-10 minutes?
yeah
bout that.
till it's real shiny
till the broth gets a skin on it
that's how you know it's time

Chapter 3: Peanut Butter

that's a disc of straight-up peanut butter
pressed into a mold
of the roof of his mouth
and when he laughs
there are peanut butter strings
can you see them
peanut butter spit strings
yep
beige ones
wet
beige
spit strings
chock full of nuts
so photogenic
so
appetizing
who wants
anything but peanut butter
right now


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