mom pro tip: packing snacks for the zoo

Do not ask questions. 

Do not come at me with Bringing Up Bebe malarkey about snacking.

Just repeat after me:

When you go to the zoo
you either pack NO SNACKS
or
you pack enough snacks
for every child
in your party.

Not just your own child
slash children -
But 
every 
child
in
your
party.

And honestly
if you pack snacks
you can't pack too many.

Once other kids see that the snack bag has been opened
you'll be the pied piper of the penguin exhibit.
Probably
some teenagers will come up to you
and be like
'scuse me
ma'am
I heard there were cheddar bunnies?

And here is the key part - 
the snacks that you pack
for every child
in your party
must
be
exactly
the
same.

great

outstanding
protein
nice touch

love it
nuts are good fat
plus no preservatives

nice work
bringing three pieces each
of two different flavors

be careful though
when you pull them out
you have to make sure that each kid
eats the same flavor
at the same time

you can't be yanking out
two cherries
and a cashew
like some kind of
fucking moron

nice
nice
wait

checks out

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT

We have two cheds and a chip

I repeat

TWO CHEDS AND A CHIP

NO YOU CANNOT JUST SPLIT THE BAGS
ARE YOU EVEN A PARENT
OR ARE YOU JUST PLAYING ONE
ON FULL HOUSE

DID YOU EVEN CHECK THE BAGS BEFORE PACKING THEM

Hide them

Hide them now

There's no way this ends good.
The only thing left
is to end it fast.

Oh God...

No...

NO...

they spotted it.

And
everyone
wants
the chip.

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