2. Scream for your assistant to "PEEL IT!"
3. Wait until the orange is peeled and your assistant has opened it and begun to separate the slices. Scream "LEAVE IT WHOLE!"
4. Repeat steps 1 thru 3.
5. Eat the orange like an apple, over a large bowl. Salivate heavily.
6. After you've eaten the orange, examine the mixture of pulpy orange drippings and foamy spit pooling in the bowl.
7. Fill an almost-empty milk cup with water. Pour the watermilk into the bowl. Stir, using one or more fingers.
8. Suck up 5 cc's of your fresh-squeezed oj in a children's medicine plunger.
9. Present it to your mother.
10. Watch her drink it. If you don't watch her, she won't drink it.