Me: Do you know how much I love you, baby?
Chicken: How much?
Me: A million bajillion.
Chicken: Woah, really?
Me: Actually it might even be more than that.
Chicken: Like thirty? Like thirty million thousand?
Chicken: What about this: seven hundred million ten thousand?
Me: EVEN MORE!
Chicken: I don't know if I can count that high!
Me: Me neither, baby, but that's how much I love you!!! More than all the numbers in the world!!!!
Chicken: Wow! More than the stars in the sky?
Me: YES! MORE!!
Chicken: More than all the apples in all the trees in all the worlds?
Me: YES YES YES!!! SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT!!!!
Me: YES BABY!!!!
Chicken: Will you count to a thousand right now?