fantasia

MY FIRST TWO YEARS OF PARENTING
by
Disney's Fantasia
and
Katie

This is a silly gif storyboard based on my personal experience of becoming a parent for the first time, 
so any snark toward a first-time parent should be interpreted only as self-deprecation, 
and not as personal attacks on other parents.

omg i'm pregnant
i am special


omg i finally look pregnant
not just chubby
people love me
i am the specialest


omg i'm on pinterest
designing the nursery

omg i'm registering
that and that and 2 of those
wheeeeeeeeeeeee

omg thanks for the presents
i never would have spent this much on baby shoes
so glad you came

omg i had the baby
he's cute and i take him to brunch
because nothing it going to change my life
my boobs are awesome right now

omg he already knows row row row your boat
omg look at him
he does the hand thing
omg call yale

omg he is playing soccer
so cute
wait
omg he just wants to spend the whole 30 minutes at the water fountain
it's okay
it's okay
he's just
he's independent is all
we'll work on it
he's still
we can still call yale

omg
put down the peanut butter
wait
did i just say,
"that was unacceptable, young man"
who am i
what is happening

omg
get in the fucking car

omg no
no
no more birthday parties
never again

omg he ate cauliflower
call yale again
call them back
tell them sorry
it's real this time

omg he asked if he could help with the laundry
omg i said yes
omg wait what is he doing with the buckets
omg what is in the buckets
omg is that vegetable oil
omg where did he get 10 gallons of vegetable oil


omg
so
we've made a huge mistake

omg look
look
at all the things i used to love to do
bye-bye marathon running
bye-bye reading books
bye-bye sweaters
bye-bye nooners
bye-bye


omg
he slapped a baby
omg he called that bald guy mr. penis
omg
what does the book say
omg
omg
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1 comment:

  1. OMG, you're fucking brilliant! I love this so much, and it captures the experience perfectly. The sad realization was that the book doesn't say....

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