I have no hot takes on the Oscars last night. Not a single one.
Read More“Actually, I don’t answer to ‘stupid.’ Try again.”
Read MoreRecognize that you’re not a social justice X-Man, possessing mutant levels of wokeness that make you somehow immune to the biases that you can so clearly see in others.
Read MoreSometimes all you can do is notice what’s wrong and call it wrong out loud.
Read MoreWe see things not as they are, but as we are. So I’m bringing motherhood, feminism, and a white person’s attempt to support racial justice to my reaction to this event.
Read MoreI think I understand exactly why she made that song, and I understand why she might have picked those awful scumbag guys to make it with her.
Read MoreThey-as-singular is really hard for me. I know that’s the wrong answer.
Read MoreHEAR YE HEAR YE the court of civility is now in session, the Honorable Judge Farce presiding.
Read MoreThe KatyKatiKate highlights of 2018!
Read MoreI’m leaving patron-only content in 2018. Here’s why.
Read MoreNo. But let’s do 3,000 words about why.
Read MoreI would also accept an Alan Rickman reanimator, a “Make My Thought Funny” translator, and a smart light that goes on whenever I’ve just done something that damaged my children for life.
Read MoreMale allies on the Internet: How can you tell if he’s a Faker, a Rookie, or a Real Deal?
Read MoreTed “The Gollum King” Cruz beat Beto “Literal Jesus” O’Rourke, and the reason why absolutely should not surprise you.
Read MoreSurprised at how fine I am today! So fine! Just the finest, really! IT IS WHAT IT IS, RIGHT?
Read MoreI know I’m not the only one approaching these Midterms with next-level ambivalence. But despite all of the momentum leading up to the election, I can’t help but feel like I’m riding a ferris wheel whose back end has been hacked off.
Read More“Choose love, not fear,” is the social-emotional equivalent of “Have a green smoothie for breakfast.” I know it’s good for me, but I just keep drinking black coffee.
Read MoreI get real antsy whenever art is described as political, unless it’s a model White House made of dog turds.
Read MoreThis post is for men who are angry on behalf of the women they love. Male anger is branded as heavily as Axe Body Spray, and it’s ALMOST as repellant to experience in real life.
Read MoreCome to the table. I’ve saved you a seat. We can do two hard things at at time. We are exactly that strong.
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