Stick with me on this one
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I love you so much and shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Remember when the momentum of your life outpaced the momentum of the world?
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“Guys? Guys, are we trick or treating this year? Hello?”
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For parents, the joy shortage is real.
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I was overwhelmed by the EVERYTHING of it all.
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The decision feels impossible.
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Plan A is officially out the window, over the cliff, and beyond.
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It’s so much more than Mommy Juice.
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I know. It’s fucked up. But baby, a mother’s love is a little fucked up sometimes.
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There are pumpkin seeds in the couch. Don’t ask why.
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Day 5: Fuck it, let’s go sledding again! WE GOTTA BURN THESE HOURS SOMEHOW!
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Hoo boy.
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Ah, victory. Weird, it tastes like acid reflux today.
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The good news? My kids didn’t get bored. The bad news? These are the games my children played for that hour
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This is a good-old-fashioned parenting post so buckle up for some Chicken and Buster realness.
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Surprised at how fine I am today! So fine! Just the finest, really! IT IS WHAT IT IS, RIGHT?
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We are next-leveling the idea of self-care here. Bring it on, world.
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