Welcome to the female gaze, mf'ers.
It’s not about babies. It’s about women.
Male seahorses get a lot of fucking credit, is all I’m saying.
Here’s my problem with the “But Joe Biden hugs EVERYBODY!” defense.
Joe Biden is both not a monster and not a good candidate.
The lost episode of a beloved series
How is a road trip like checking your privilege?
Sit down and let me tell you something about pretzels.
Tell your kids the truth about what they’ve done, and what they’ve been given.
TUCKER CARLSON WAS SO RIGHT YOU GUYS
Michael Jackson is too big to fail. He’s also canceled.
I am done with the word “problematic.”
You can still shave your legs if you want to.
I have no hot takes on the Oscars last night. Not a single one.
Would you like to hear his views about a woman’s right to choose?
“Buster, did you spray the bear spray? BUSTER?”
Day 5: Fuck it, let’s go sledding again! WE GOTTA BURN THESE HOURS SOMEHOW!
“Actually, I don’t answer to ‘stupid.’ Try again.”
Ah, victory. Weird, it tastes like acid reflux today.
Recognize that you’re not a social justice X-Man, possessing mutant levels of wokeness that make you somehow immune to the biases that you can so clearly see in others.
Sometimes all you can do is notice what’s wrong and call it wrong out loud.
We see things not as they are, but as we are. So I’m bringing motherhood, feminism, and a white person’s attempt to support racial justice to my reaction to this event.
“I want you to give me a sandwich so I can slap it out of your hand.”
Not just your actual trash, although that would be GREAT.
HEAR YE HEAR YE the court of civility is now in session, the Honorable Judge Farce presiding.
The KatyKatiKate highlights of 2018!
I’m leaving patron-only content in 2018. Here’s why.
No. But let’s do 3,000 words about why.