Welcome to the female gaze, mf'ers.
How is a road trip like checking your privilege?
Sit down and let me tell you something about pretzels.
Tell your kids the truth about what they’ve done, and what they’ve been given.
TUCKER CARLSON WAS SO RIGHT YOU GUYS
Michael Jackson is too big to fail. He’s also canceled.
I am done with the word “problematic.”
You can still shave your legs if you want to.
I have no hot takes on the Oscars last night. Not a single one.
Would you like to hear his views about a woman’s right to choose?
“Buster, did you spray the bear spray? BUSTER?”
Day 5: Fuck it, let’s go sledding again! WE GOTTA BURN THESE HOURS SOMEHOW!
“Actually, I don’t answer to ‘stupid.’ Try again.”
Ah, victory. Weird, it tastes like acid reflux today.
Recognize that you’re not a social justice X-Man, possessing mutant levels of wokeness that make you somehow immune to the biases that you can so clearly see in others.
Sometimes all you can do is notice what’s wrong and call it wrong out loud.
We see things not as they are, but as we are. So I’m bringing motherhood, feminism, and a white person’s attempt to support racial justice to my reaction to this event.
“I want you to give me a sandwich so I can slap it out of your hand.”
Not just your actual trash, although that would be GREAT.
HEAR YE HEAR YE the court of civility is now in session, the Honorable Judge Farce presiding.
The KatyKatiKate highlights of 2018!
I’m leaving patron-only content in 2018. Here’s why.
No. But let’s do 3,000 words about why.
When Harvey Weinstein got his comeuppance, I found my thoughts traveling to The Teacher.
The good news? My kids didn’t get bored. The bad news? These are the games my children played for that hour
Tis the season
I would also accept an Alan Rickman reanimator, a “Make My Thought Funny” translator, and a smart light that goes on whenever I’ve just done something that damaged my children for life.
Male allies on the Internet: How can you tell if he’s a Faker, a Rookie, or a Real Deal?