Welcome to the female gaze, mf'ers.
You’re on moral high ground, but what are you really standing on?
How much should I intervene with Buster’s personality?
I’m going to tell you about a time I got checked on the KatyKatiKate FB page.
When it comes to Trump, I don’t know what I want.
The first time I saw you, I knew.
Our pro-choice enthusiasm needs a quick check-in.
If you don’t know what this is, get your ass back to school.
Stop forcing women to become mothers.
First of all, yay!!! Second, it’s about damn time.
What do judges in rape cases and golfers have in common?
There are pumpkin seeds in the couch. Don’t ask why.
Fate whispered to the warrior, "The storm is coming.”
It’s not about babies. It’s about women.
Male seahorses get a lot of fucking credit, is all I’m saying.
Here’s my problem with the “But Joe Biden hugs EVERYBODY!” defense.
Joe Biden is both not a monster and not a good candidate.
The lost episode of a beloved series
How is a road trip like checking your privilege?
Sit down and let me tell you something about pretzels.
Tell your kids the truth about what they’ve done, and what they’ve been given.
TUCKER CARLSON WAS SO RIGHT YOU GUYS
Michael Jackson is too big to fail. He’s also canceled.
I am done with the word “problematic.”
You can still shave your legs if you want to.
I have no hot takes on the Oscars last night. Not a single one.
Would you like to hear his views about a woman’s right to choose?
“Buster, did you spray the bear spray? BUSTER?”
Day 5: Fuck it, let’s go sledding again! WE GOTTA BURN THESE HOURS SOMEHOW!