Welcome to the female gaze, mf'ers.
“Buster, did you spray the bear spray? BUSTER?”
Day 5: Fuck it, let’s go sledding again! WE GOTTA BURN THESE HOURS SOMEHOW!
“Actually, I don’t answer to ‘stupid.’ Try again.”
Ah, victory. Weird, it tastes like acid reflux today.
Recognize that you’re not a social justice X-Man, possessing mutant levels of wokeness that make you somehow immune to the biases that you can so clearly see in others.
Sometimes all you can do is notice what’s wrong and call it wrong out loud.
We see things not as they are, but as we are. So I’m bringing motherhood, feminism, and a white person’s attempt to support racial justice to my reaction to this event.
“I want you to give me a sandwich so I can slap it out of your hand.”
Not just your actual trash, although that would be GREAT.
HEAR YE HEAR YE the court of civility is now in session, the Honorable Judge Farce presiding.
The KatyKatiKate highlights of 2018!
I’m leaving patron-only content in 2018. Here’s why.
No. But let’s do 3,000 words about why.
When Harvey Weinstein got his comeuppance, I found my thoughts traveling to The Teacher.
The good news? My kids didn’t get bored. The bad news? These are the games my children played for that hour
Tis the season
I would also accept an Alan Rickman reanimator, a “Make My Thought Funny” translator, and a smart light that goes on whenever I’ve just done something that damaged my children for life.
Male allies on the Internet: How can you tell if he’s a Faker, a Rookie, or a Real Deal?
My son wrote a note to the Tooth Fairy explaining why he would not be requiring her services.
Remember when you were a kid and you LUSTED after things? I remember tossing and turning over a new Barbie dreamhouse, its pink plastic molding and stickered-on backsplash.
Now, I fall asleep imagining more sleep. As far as wish fulfillment goes, it’s efficient, but grim.
9 years ago, Ryan single-handedly cooked Thanksgiving for my entire extended family. I have no memory of that day.
There’s nothing wrong with liking pretty things. But who told our girls that pretty was the ONLY thing?
I wish someone would put me to bed the way I put my kids to bed.
This is a good-old-fashioned parenting post so buckle up for some Chicken and Buster realness.
Ted “The Gollum King” Cruz beat Beto “Literal Jesus” O’Rourke, and the reason why absolutely should not surprise you.
Surprised at how fine I am today! So fine! Just the finest, really! IT IS WHAT IT IS, RIGHT?
I know I’m not the only one approaching these Midterms with next-level ambivalence. But despite all of the momentum leading up to the election, I can’t help but feel like I’m riding a ferris wheel whose back end has been hacked off.