i'm not nice
Fate whispered to the warrior, "The storm is coming," and the warrior whispered back, "I am the storm."
Then fate whispered, "Wow, you seem really angry," and then the warrior whispered back, "I am. Why aren't you?"
So then fate was like, "I just feel like you could be a little nicer," and then the warrior said, "You fucking first, please.” Like, kinda bitchy, fate thought, but whatevs.
Then the warrior took up her sword which was engraved with the words, "I'm not nice," and she went to war.