The good news? My kids didn’t get bored. The bad news? These are the games my children played for that hourRead More
I would also accept an Alan Rickman reanimator, a “Make My Thought Funny” translator, and a smart light that goes on whenever I’ve just done something that damaged my children for life.Read More
My son wrote a note to the Tooth Fairy explaining why he would not be requiring her services.Read More
Remember when you were a kid and you LUSTED after things? I remember tossing and turning over a new Barbie dreamhouse, its pink plastic molding and stickered-on backsplash.
Now, I fall asleep imagining more sleep. As far as wish fulfillment goes, it’s efficient, but grim.Read More
Step 1: Don’t Make Them. There’s a better way.Read More