“Guys? Guys, are we trick or treating this year? Hello?”
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Video chats are trysts, stop lying to yourself.
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Surprisingly, I do have a little experience with this kind of disruption.
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This is a decade, not a deadline.
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Hello from the Anthonys!
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Inside a costume you might hate is a woman you can love.
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Stop forcing women to become mothers.
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The good news? My kids didn’t get bored. The bad news? These are the games my children played for that hour
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I would also accept an Alan Rickman reanimator, a “Make My Thought Funny” translator, and a smart light that goes on whenever I’ve just done something that damaged my children for life.
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My son wrote a note to the Tooth Fairy explaining why he would not be requiring her services.
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Remember when you were a kid and you LUSTED after things? I remember tossing and turning over a new Barbie dreamhouse, its pink plastic molding and stickered-on backsplash.
Now, I fall asleep imagining more sleep. As far as wish fulfillment goes, it’s efficient, but grim.
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Step 1: Don’t Make Them. There’s a better way.
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