I wish someone would put me to bed the way I put my kids to bed.Read More
I am Liz Lemon putting my kid to sleep this week. Whatever you think I mean by that, you’re right.Read More
Me: Did you sleep?
Ry: I don't know.
Me: Me neither.
When bedtime is shitty, everything is shitty.Read More
Baby girl, don’t worry! I got you!Read More
(I'm trying to make "Iron Manning" a thing. Go with me on this.)Read More
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.Read More