I just read Jian Ghomeshi's piece in the New York Review of Books. Yes, the whole thing. Yes, multiple times. I await some sort of prize for reading the entire bag of lukewarm bile without putting my fist through a wall, vomiting into the fist-hole, and dropping my phone into the vomit in the fist hole while saying, "I FUCKING QUIT."
Read MoreTrigger warning: Triggered woman fresh out of fucks.
Read MoreI am Liz Lemon putting my kid to sleep this week. Whatever you think I mean by that, you’re right.
Read MoreMe: Did you sleep?
Ry: I don't know.
Me: Me neither.