9 years ago, Ryan single-handedly cooked Thanksgiving for my entire extended family. I have no memory of that day.
Read MoreThere’s nothing wrong with liking pretty things. But who told our girls that pretty was the ONLY thing?
Read MoreI wish someone would put me to bed the way I put my kids to bed.
Read MoreThis is a good-old-fashioned parenting post so buckle up for some Chicken and Buster realness.
Read MoreTed “The Gollum King” Cruz beat Beto “Literal Jesus” O’Rourke, and the reason why absolutely should not surprise you.
Read MoreSurprised at how fine I am today! So fine! Just the finest, really! IT IS WHAT IT IS, RIGHT?
Read MoreI know I’m not the only one approaching these Midterms with next-level ambivalence. But despite all of the momentum leading up to the election, I can’t help but feel like I’m riding a ferris wheel whose back end has been hacked off.
Read More“Choose love, not fear,” is the social-emotional equivalent of “Have a green smoothie for breakfast.” I know it’s good for me, but I just keep drinking black coffee.
Read MoreI get real antsy whenever art is described as political, unless it’s a model White House made of dog turds.
Read MoreThis post is for men who are angry on behalf of the women they love. Male anger is branded as heavily as Axe Body Spray, and it’s ALMOST as repellant to experience in real life.
Read MoreIt’s okay to be sad, even about something that once made you happy. Or happy enough.
Read MoreI have anxiety, which means that I’m always thinking about the worst possible scenario, and that scenario is equally as likely to happen as a normal day. Looting zombie bears are only a matter of time.
Read MoreThe message read, “It’s cool that you’re interested in feminism.” I had to close the computer and laugh.
But now it’s time to clear a few things up, sir.
He meant is as a compliment. But I was done. “It’s not MAGIC,” I snapped. “It’s work.”
Read More“What’s the closest you’ve come to dying?” I do not have a good answer. Not one that will satisfy the room.
Read MoreCome to the table. I’ve saved you a seat. We can do two hard things at at time. We are exactly that strong.
Read MoreWe are next-leveling the idea of self-care here. Bring it on, world.
Read MoreWho else feels like there’s a Senate Judiciary Committee meeting in their heads right now? Half the voices are thanking you for your bravery as if your bravery were enough. Half the voices are calling you insufficient and you wish you didn’t believe them.
Who else feels like the sweet spot is there, and you’re just too salty for it?
Read MoreI can’t be the only parent whose parenting has taken a hard right this week. I’m laser-focused on surgically removing any Kavanaughisms from my sons.
Read MoreI want to pepper spray Chuck Grassley in the asshole. You could say we’re pissed.
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