I picked a line at Target. Turns out, my line was NOT successful.
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But is that apple pie edible?
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Here are the all-male nominees. Again.
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This is a decade, not a deadline.
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$25 million? For how many women?
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Hello from the Anthonys!
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People experiencing homelessness aren’t invaders. They’re your neighbors.
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Look, it's not enough to tweet that you love men.
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Holy shit, I’m potty training my anxiety.
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Welcome to your meditation for stress relief. Try not to fuck it up.
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Living with anxiety is like living inside the movie It Follows.
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The last thing you’ll ever need to read about virginity.
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I give the experience zero stars.
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Bad news: Matt Walsh still has fingers, so yeah. He’s still tweeting.
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I love it. I hate it. He loves it. He hates it. Co-parenting is so f*ing complicated.
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There are no “yes or no” answers on health care.
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Today’s rage stroke brought to you by the Wall Street Journal.
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Yes, bitch, yes! Fly, you bad mother f***er!
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Nope, but let’s talk about why.
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NO. I DID NOT MEDITATE TODAY.
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