“Actually, I don’t answer to ‘stupid.’ Try again.”
Read MoreAh, victory. Weird, it tastes like acid reflux today.
Read MoreRecognize that you’re not a social justice X-Man, possessing mutant levels of wokeness that make you somehow immune to the biases that you can so clearly see in others.
Read MoreSometimes all you can do is notice what’s wrong and call it wrong out loud.
Read MoreWe see things not as they are, but as we are. So I’m bringing motherhood, feminism, and a white person’s attempt to support racial justice to my reaction to this event.
Read More“I want you to give me a sandwich so I can slap it out of your hand.”
Read MoreI think I understand exactly why she made that song, and I understand why she might have picked those awful scumbag guys to make it with her.
Read MoreNot just your actual trash, although that would be GREAT.
Read MoreThey-as-singular is really hard for me. I know that’s the wrong answer.
Read MoreHEAR YE HEAR YE the court of civility is now in session, the Honorable Judge Farce presiding.
Read MoreThe KatyKatiKate highlights of 2018!
Read MoreI’m leaving patron-only content in 2018. Here’s why.
Read MoreNo. But let’s do 3,000 words about why.
Read MoreWhen Harvey Weinstein got his comeuppance, I found my thoughts traveling to The Teacher.
Read MoreThe good news? My kids didn’t get bored. The bad news? These are the games my children played for that hour
Read MoreTis the season
Read MoreI would also accept an Alan Rickman reanimator, a “Make My Thought Funny” translator, and a smart light that goes on whenever I’ve just done something that damaged my children for life.
Read MoreMale allies on the Internet: How can you tell if he’s a Faker, a Rookie, or a Real Deal?
Read MoreMy son wrote a note to the Tooth Fairy explaining why he would not be requiring her services.
Read MoreRemember when you were a kid and you LUSTED after things? I remember tossing and turning over a new Barbie dreamhouse, its pink plastic molding and stickered-on backsplash.
Now, I fall asleep imagining more sleep. As far as wish fulfillment goes, it’s efficient, but grim.
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