What do judges in rape cases and golfers have in common?
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Read MoreMale seahorses get a lot of fucking credit, is all I’m saying.
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Read MoreSit down and let me tell you something about pretzels.
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Read MoreTUCKER CARLSON WAS SO RIGHT YOU GUYS
Read MoreMichael Jackson is too big to fail. He’s also canceled.
Read MoreI am done with the word “problematic.”
Read MoreYou can still shave your legs if you want to.
Read MoreI have no hot takes on the Oscars last night. Not a single one.
Read MoreWould you like to hear his views about a woman’s right to choose?
Read More“Buster, did you spray the bear spray? BUSTER?”
Read MoreDay 5: Fuck it, let’s go sledding again! WE GOTTA BURN THESE HOURS SOMEHOW!
Read MoreHoo boy.
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